My backpack is important to me. As a perpetual nomad my backpack is my home, my friend, my one true constant from one adventure to the next. But most importantly… it’s where I keep my stuff.
My backpack has been through some tough shit… literally, shit. I imagine more chicken shit than any other form, considering the amount of times it’s ridden beside or under chickens, but really it could be any type of shit.
Then there’s ‘the moist’ which can be felt over the entire pack when it’s pulled out from under a bus, down from the roof of a bus, or emerges on the conveyor belt from an airline… Then there’s the stains, the dirt, the smell, and potentially (this will get most of you) the potential for bugs to be hiding out in the crevices ready to settle into your home sweet home when you get back.
Arriving back from my most recent trip to Central America I took a close look at my pack…. and it wasn’t pretty. The thing that most concerned me as I emptied it and went to throw it in the cupboard was the niggling little thought in the back of my head “it looks like a place where bugs live”… and so I took it to the bathroom instead. Here’s my step by step guide to what followed (obviously not approved by the manufacturer!!):
How to give your Backpack a Bath
1. Fill bath with water, raid cupboards for range of harsh cleaning products ensuring good bubble to grime ratio.
2. Put backpack into bath… holding back any tears…
3. Submerge backpack in bath water… yes, push the whole thing in. For those too attached, you may require a ‘second person’ for this:
4. Find appropriate scrubbing device and pull extra mean face: